Wednesday, October 19, 2005

lifeless home, being senile and an unreasonable millionaire

relationship with mum not very good now .... yah whats new ... due to a mistake of not informing her ... and mum being herself ... having a low tolerence for mistakes and failures ...lashed at me like theres no tommorrow ... and after her outburst ... its all quiet now ... no conversations ... no eye-contact ... no life ... no nothing .... which is fine for me ...

anyways ....recently i've been making lots of mistakes on the mahjong table ... mistakes that i've never would have made in the past ... im turning senile !!! cant think properly !!! how !!! im losing concerntration on the mahjong table more often now ....but lucky me ... those mistakes that i've made did not result in me having to lose money ... only decrease my winnings ... hehe ...

vincent koh !!! you are really one of a kind... why you say ? ok let me list out all the irritating traits of yours ...
  1. talking so loudly like the whole world is deaf -- do not let his demure looks deceive you... he is LOUD ... im confident that he can have a private conversation with his girlfriend across the grand canyon
  2. eating/drinking so loudly that the whole world would know that he is eating/drinking -- when eating (CHOMP CHOMP*)... when drinking(SLURP SLURP*) eh ...muslim boy fasting leh ... no need to see you eat arh ... just by listening he also buay tahan liao ...
  3. violent leg shaker -- yes i sat beside him in lectures for more than a year now ... when he starts to shake his leg ... i tell u ... the vibrations generated can definitely rival that of an osim massage chair ... if a japanese were to sit beside him... he would have mistaken the vibrations for tremors ... jumped off the seat and hid under the table ...
ok thats not all .. but shall stop ... for now .. the reason for blogging about him is that he said something that made me and shichang really disgusted ...

me : eh ... help us buy drink leh ...
vincent : wat u wan ?
me : barley....
shichang :
(jokingly) eh u treat arh ?
vincent : SIOW u think i MILLIONAIRE arh !!!!!

outstanding ... im sure you don't have to be a millionaire to treat your friends 2 cups of barley that cost a total of $1.20 ...

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