the bride, the bash and the girl in the guy's toilet ...

yupe ... met up with steven, delvin and odelia for phyllis' sim rmit bash last night ... went to plaza sing for dinner ... and guess who we saw ?... the bride !!! from the show ... the maid !!! she didn't look very happy when i lifted up her veil ... no ... i wasn't gonna kiss the bride or something ... was just curious ... turn out that she's just another boring mannequin ... oh yah ... if u would just click on the pic and have a closer look ... there is this guy standing on my right side ... spooky huh ... he's just part of the poster lah ...

off to gotham penthouse at clarke quay .... so much have changed since i last been there ... i felt like a tourist ... the theme of the bash was to actually dress up as nerdish as possible ... for the organisers lah ... and the pageant contestants ...one of the guys really crack me up ... he was really funny !! its one thing to look like a nerd ... but to dance like a complete moron on stage ... simply outstanding ... the place is pretty cool ... i like the fish tanks .. ha.. they were playing ...RnB the whole night ... i dunno about normal nights ... drinks were pretty good ... that jar of dry whiskey ... very strong ....phyllis was a cheat ...

heres the part u all have been waiting for rite ... dun bluff ..ha ..ok ok ...so i was happily visiting the loo ... after washing my hands ... i realised i need some tissues ... there were only 2 cubicles in the toilet ... so ... tried cubicle 1 .. locked ... ok occupied ...walked over to cubicle 2 ... gave a slight push on the door ... not locked ... ok ... so i just pushed the door wide open ... taadaa .... there she was .... seated on the toilet bowl ...

me : !!!! ( very much in shock ..)
she : !!!! ( also very much in shock ... ) ah !!!
me : shit !!! im so sorry !!!
she : shit !!! shit!!! shit!!!(no she's not telling me what she was doing ...the pun was not intended ...)
she : slams the door shut ... (still she didn't lock the door .. don't think she could reach it ...)
me : !!!! ( still very much in shock ..)

the above ... er ... conversation ? ahha ... happened in less than 2 sec ... i swear to god i didn't see anything man ... really ... i wouldn't want to ... damn suay ... how to play mahjong liddat ?!... i didn't even catch her face ... then steven came over ...

me : !!!
steven : wat ???
me : are we in the wrong toilet ? (i turned to my left and i saw urinals ...)
steven : ???
me : theres a freaking girl in the cubicle !!!
steven : !!!

she stepped into the wrong toilet ... totally missed the presence of urinals ... did not lock the door ... and i of all people ...have to open the freaking door ... wat the hell ... ok ... to the girl i've met in the toilet ... im really really very sorry ... aiyah ... what are chances of her reading my blog anyway ... it's not like she's not embarassed enough ... yah but still ... if u happen to see me in school ... maybe you would wanna say hi ? hahaha ... juz kidding ... can u imagine ?

she : hey ! remember me ? u caught me with my pants/skirt down in the guys toilet at the bash !!!

yah i know ... im damn evil ...kekeke...