show me the money ?

a few days ago, the newpaper had an article about toh yi drive being the "Beverly Hills of HDB estates" .. apparently residents staying at my estate have the highest average monthly household income and the units are pricier than the rest .... shit ...i love staying around my area ... how am i gonna afford to buy a unit here !!! i simply cant picture myself staying at any other places besides the toh yi area ...thats if im staying in singapore ...how !!! die lah ... i have been suspecting the residents staying at my estate are ridiculously rich ... i've never been to a HDB estate where mercs and beemers are a common sight ...Lexus ? all i have to do is to pop my head out of my window and look downwards ... and of course we have our fair share of evols ...wrxs ...fairladies ...rx7...rx8 ..s15s..and even r33..oh yah ... and the new bmw series 3 ... two of them mind u ...ok er ... so why am i not rich !?!??! why ?? huh ? WHY ?!?!?

that stupid phone of mine has been quite a pain in the arse... juz this morning it decided to deprive me from scrolling down my phone book or any msgs ... bloody button just would'nt work ...i need a new phone ... i need money !!!

forget about NKF ... donate to my BUY-A-NEW-HANDPHONE-FUND instead !!! i dun think they are exactly a non-profitable organisation ...my sister used to work at TCS ... she told me the donations are actually divided between NKF and TCS ... ha !! do you really think that the fann wongs and the zoe tays are willing to risk their lives or even their delicate pedicures for free ?!?!? im not saying that the donations will not go to the patients ... just that some of it would actually go to TCS ... charity shows are actually very profitable ...so the next time u see a mediacorp artiste shedding a tear or two when the donations did not hit the expected target ...they might juz be thinking ... "boohoo .. donations so little ... bonus also little ... how to buy the new SLK ?!?!? boo hoo ...sob sob .." having said that ... please dun sue me for libel NKF !!! i cant even afford to have a new phone ...

ok... back to BUY-A-NEW-HANDPHONE-FUND ...if anyone of u is willing to donate .. i'll try my very best to perform death-defying stunts like juggling not 1 ... but 2 tennis balls !!! or even the act of prying open a durian !!! so people .. leave me a message ... email .. call me ...sms me (try to keep it short ... i cant scroll down remember ?) ... wire cash to my account !!! or hand them to me physically !!! i'll be there in a jiffy ... its a promise !!! im sure u will get the same kind of satisfaction when u see the smile on my face upon receiving ur generous donations ...

ps. my phone line is always open ...and u dun even have to pay admin charges ... ha ...